How original. And buddy, it would be better if the Fairy Godmother doesn't know about this. : [camera shows just Puss]  : We represent the workers in all magical industries, both evil and benign. Donkey Give him the Bob Barker treatment! Donkey:"Yeah sure... now lets go bond with daddy!" What kind? … : [as he stands on an elevated stage with a mike], [after just being snuck up on by Puss In Boots, who steps on his hoof], ["Voice Message" Bubble forms after landing], [Shrek farts after he drinks the love potion]. Pinocchio The union? That's not about to change. A little cat. : Really? Pray for mercy, from Puss! Shrek, being an ogre, wonders whether his new in-laws will accept him into the family. Donkey and Puss switch bodies because of a Merlin's transportation sp… Donkey : Donkey Shrek:"Great!My one chance to fix things up with Fiona's dad and I end up lost in the woods with you!" Are we there yet? Donkey : Oh, sweet sister mother of mercy! Queen [Shrek, Fiona, Fiona's Mom and Dad and Donkey are arguing at the table]. Puss-in-Boots : Filming & Production Fiona! : I'M MEEELTIIING! : King Voiced most times by Mark Moseley. Mom! Chef He always needs someone to take care of the back. Shrek Indeed! The ogre Shrek (Mike Myers's voice) and Princess Fiona (Cameron Diaz's voice) are now married and have returned from a blissful honeymoon where they have pampered each other with love. Princess Fiona Oh, Shrek. Look, she's not seeing any clients today. : We're lost. Shrek : Shrek, Fiona, and Donkey (Eddie Murphy) set off to Far, Far Away to meet Fiona's mother and father. : Think about that. : I say we take the sword and neuter him right here! : I can hold it. So why don't we drop in for a spell? : Donkey The film parodies other fairy tale adaptations, primarily … What about my Miranda rights? Donkey Queen Donkey Shrek Harold! I'm coming Elizabeth! I gotta get a job! Donkey Puss-in-Boots Like an ogre! 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